Free Cleaning

Why ask for a free clean?

A clean home will not make your problems disappear, but it will certainly take at least one thing off your mind. For many, there is a lot of shame attached to the way their home currently looks like. Dishes piling up, leftovers rotting in the fridge, a pile of laundry or garbage that hasn’t been touched in weeks.

I have no emotional attachment to your home, nor do I judge you or your capabilities as a person. The only thing I see is a mess that needs cleaning. I don’t see somebody who is lazy or unmotivated or sick. I see dishes? Better scrub them properly. Moldy food in the fridge? I should put on gloves and a mask to protect myself before I throw it away. Strange stains on the floor? Time to figure out how to best clean them.

How I can help:

I am only one guy, though I have been told I work like a three-man-crew sometimes. Some things I can happily help with include:

  • Deep cleaning
  • Decluttering
  • General upkeep of your home [taking out trash, vacuuming, scrubbing, organizing, doing laundry etc.]
  • Building furniture, hanging up decorations, replacing light bulbs and such

What I CAN’T do:

I try to do as much as I can, though there are limits to my skills:

  • Getting rid of or transporting big furniture
  • Travel outside of Vienna [exceptions may apply, send me a private message]
  • Getting rid of bio-hazards [Animal carcasses, blood, used needles etc.]